This evening while at skating:
Random woman: "Excuse me? Are you a hockey mom?"
Me: "No, I'm not. Sorry"
Woman: "Do you know the practice schedule for next month?"
Me: "For hockey? No. My daughter doesn't play hockey. She's in figure skating."
Woman: "I heard you. But you look like a hockey mom." (What does a hockey mom look like? Evidently, me.)
Zilla: (lacing her skates as this exchange occurs) "You do kind of look like a hockey mom, momma. You also look like you can see Russia from your front door."
Perfect deadpan, my girl has. It is growing increasingly difficult to not laugh at the things she says. And yes, I am aware of whom she gets this.